when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage
sometimes if I think I set a really good first impression with someone I’ll get anxious seeing them again bc let’s be honest I’ll never be that cool again
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life